Student Life Appreciator Pillows

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

celebrating a birth.

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'In general, do the right thing.'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Teacher and students.

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"I need a gap year."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

High School

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

'What kind of...'

Taser incident.

Scale indicates the value of books.

School girl taking an exam labelled OMG Level.

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

Life is just four letters...

Trouble at med school - "Gosh, it's already my third day and I'm still sober."

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

The Medical Student

The Dean of Physics Demonstrates the Basic Premise of Give and Take, And in Particular Take, To Professor Kott.