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'Chewing cud, Steven? Well, I hope you brought enough for the whole class!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Christmas Tree

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Likes: $2.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

Say it with flowers

'They're dog roses!'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

Christmas Presents.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Santa called but you were out!

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Love.

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'