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"I didn't it, I read it, so guess who just graduated cum laude from Dinsdale High?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Graduates on their phones

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Airplane Mode.

'Chewing cud, Steven? Well, I hope you brought enough for the whole class!'

Day one, post grad

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

DACA

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'One carry-on!'

Graduation keynote speakers.

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"I don't know. Lately, everything looks like Jackie Kennedy to me."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

Medical school graduation gowns.

'Perfect - as Sir will know, the fashion is for the looser suit this year...'

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

School of Baristas

'For show and tell I downloaded our teacher's credit report from the internet,'

"I know so much that I don't know where to begin."

"Is there an ebony tower, too?"

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'I thought he was passing out homework!'

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."