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"I didn't it, I read it, so guess who just graduated cum laude from Dinsdale High?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

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'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Airplane Mode.

'Chewing cud, Steven? Well, I hope you brought enough for the whole class!'

Day one, post grad

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

DACA

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

'One carry-on!'

"I don't know. Lately, everything looks like Jackie Kennedy to me."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Perfect - as Sir will know, the fashion is for the looser suit this year...'

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

School of Baristas

'For show and tell I downloaded our teacher's credit report from the internet,'

"I know so much that I don't know where to begin."

"Is there an ebony tower, too?"

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."

"Clever girl."