Student Affairs Professional Pillows

Add a cozy, personal touch to their office or home with pillows featuring humorous and heartfelt messages tailored for student affairs professionals.

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"We've scrapped the plan for a debate on the motion 'No Platforming is an infringement of free speech' on the grounds that anyone speaking in favour would be far too controversial."

"We've scrapped the plan for a debate on the motion 'No Platforming is an infringement of free speech' on the grounds that anyone speaking in favour would be far too controversial."

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U of Debt

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Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...' mockup

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

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"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?" mockup

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

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'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.' mockup

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

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If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up... mockup

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

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"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify." mockup

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

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"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!" mockup

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

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IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

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Records?

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"I need a gap year."

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'Always the wise guy.'

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"Ms. Sweeney, take a letter, a memo, an email, a tweet, a text, never mind...I forgot what I was going to say."

"Ms. Sweeney, take a letter, a memo, an email, a tweet, a text, never mind...I forgot what I was going to say." mockup

"Ms. Sweeney, take a letter, a memo, an email, a tweet, a text, never mind...I forgot what I was going to say."

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"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor." mockup

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

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"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!" mockup

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"

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"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard." mockup

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

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"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!" mockup

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

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'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.' mockup

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

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Uni. Snowflake Library

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'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!' mockup

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

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Gone for Broke College

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"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely." mockup

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

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Oughta reply

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"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?"

"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?" mockup

"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?"

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'You are a credit to the human race, Yardsley. Unfortunately, you're a liability to this firm.'

'You are a credit to the human race, Yardsley. Unfortunately, you're a liability to this firm.' mockup

'You are a credit to the human race, Yardsley. Unfortunately, you're a liability to this firm.'

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We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

We have too many students! I know. Send them home! mockup

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

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"Have you read this report? Staff are spending 60% of their time on admin!"

"Have you read this report? Staff are spending 60% of their time on admin!" mockup

"Have you read this report? Staff are spending 60% of their time on admin!"

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'I picked up my Latin from watching Roadrunner cartoons.'

'I picked up my Latin from watching Roadrunner cartoons.' mockup

'I picked up my Latin from watching Roadrunner cartoons.'

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After Hours Surgery.

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'Somehow your medical records got faxed to a complete stranger. He has no idea what's wrong with you either.'

'Somehow your medical records got faxed to a complete stranger. He has no idea what's wrong with you either.' mockup

'Somehow your medical records got faxed to a complete stranger. He has no idea what's wrong with you either.'

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Student Affairs Professional Pillows Collection

Student Affairs Professional Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for student affairs professionals—witty, inspiring, and perfect for brightening their daily coffee breaks.

Student Affairs Professional Prints

Browse our inspiring prints that make excellent additions to any student affairs professional’s workspace, highlighting their essential role with humor and heart.

Student Affairs Professional T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts made for student affairs heroes—fun, meaningful, and stylish, ideal for showcasing their passion and dedication.