Structured Yet Chaotic Personas T-Shirts

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

"I, TikTok."

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

My Spam Sketchbook

'Something that'll get me googled,'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"You've got to blurb me to her."

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

'I'm making sure my self-inflated Wikipedia entry corresponds to my self-inflated Facebook profile.'

Public Speaking Shoes

Loch Ness Monster: Silly Ness, Busi Ness, Sexy Ness.

Home/work masks.

"That's Ben. He's utterly ruthless and calculation, but in a nice, midwestern sort of way."

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

'I'm tagging some unflattering photos of friends, so my tagged photos don't look quite so bad.'

Johnny Paycheck thinking of his stage name.

Ulia Timoshenko

'Martha, it's me...Please send out the kids to look for me.'

"And where's the father of all these children that you don't know what to do with?"

A figure carries different masks off into the distance.

"Tous les copains ont été invité à une fête, sauf moi."

'Rinse please.'

"Killer, we gotta talk!"

Crematorium Wheelie Bin

'But... your Facebook profile says you're a vegetarian!'

"Some Facebook friend you turned out to be."