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Early music

Impressing dad.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Occupational Hazards.

Violin Player

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

No Bruch!

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

Violinist.

The dream works when the team works!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"The estranged string trio."

Violin Rehearsal

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

Lord of the Strings.

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

The violin lesson

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

That's my son

Double Bass.

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

Cellist wearing face mask.

Niccolo Paganini

String Quartet Vending Machine

Bad Violinist.

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

My other viola is a Stradivari.

How to play violin while reading a book...

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