String Section Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Mrs. Ritterhouse is getting harmonic tones on her G-string."

Impressing dad.

No Elgar!

"Always with the String Theory."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Cello Concert

Violin Player

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"I pulled a few strings to get you this job, Simmons. Don't spend your day playing with them."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Luthier

The dream works when the team works!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Working On Silly String Theory.

"The estranged string trio."

Violin Rehearsal

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

The violin lesson

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Vampire with a violin

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

Spinning violinist

That's my son

Cellist wearing face mask.

Early music

My other viola is a Stradivari.

String Quartet Vending Machine

How to play violin while reading a book...

They adopted Stephen Hawking's cat. It looks like he's an expert on string theory.

String Theory