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"I don't care how much the petrol costs for the strimmer. Get it cut!"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Mozart on a computer,

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Guru.

'Are you done yet?'

Model Building

Computerized Dollhouse.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

No Bruch!

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"We can't agree on a size."

Violinist.

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

Lawrence of Suburbia

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

The violin lesson

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

The Cartoonist's armoury

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

Double Bass.

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

Niccolo Paganini

'That brush - how many dpi?'

' ... Ohm ... Ohm ... Ohm ...'

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

Bad Violinist.