Strimmer Maestro Mugs

"I don't care how much the petrol costs for the strimmer. Get it cut!"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Mozart on a computer,

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Guru.

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Model Building

'Are you done yet?'

Computerized Dollhouse.

No Bruch!

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"We can't agree on a size."

Violinist.

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

Lawrence of Suburbia

Lord of the Strings.

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

The violin lesson

The Cartoonist's armoury

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Ah, geez, there goes my groin muscle again.

Double Bass.

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

Niccolo Paganini

'That brush - how many dpi?'

' ... Ohm ... Ohm ... Ohm ...'

Bad Violinist.