'I got one tough kindergarten teacher. You have to check your cell phones at the door.'
Strict Policy Lovers Gifts
For those who appreciate the humor behind strict policies, our collection offers clever, fun products that highlight their unique interest. Whether they're in a professional setting or love a good joke, our items make a memorable gift for policy lovers.
The economy.
'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'
'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'
'Did you clear this through Legal first?'
"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."
Think Tank
"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."
Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.
"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"
"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."
social services cuts
Backstabber Express: Trump
I see the Boris moon arising. . .
"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"
Diplomacy Between Cuba and US
Trickledown economics
Surge Plans.
The Department of Lessons Learned...
NHS recruitment.
Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.
'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'
Our Rights
Please help: National Endowment for the Arts
'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'
Anti-immigrant discourse
American Heroes in the Age of Trump
'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'
The Report from on High
Corporate policy is that this company is now paperless. Please use hand.
Benefit of the doubt.
'I'd rather be right than President, but I don't insist on it.'
End of the US blockade of Cuba
'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'
'I just thought of something that will drive tax-payers crazy.'
Strict Policy Lovers Gifts Collection
Strict Policy Lovers Mugs
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Strict Policy Lovers Pillows
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Strict Policy Lovers Prints
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Strict Policy Lovers T-Shirts
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