Stretching Sophisticates Pillows

'Keep fit.'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Mozart on a lilo

Stick with me, Mr. Fusco

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

"Their cave paintings are all landscapes and still lifes. That tells you all you need to know."

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

Convict Decor

"I highly recommend our featured red. With its markup, what waiter wouldn't?"

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

'This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop.'

Black Cat Yoga

I'm a 10.5. What, litres?

Two cats, cica 1987

Warming up

"I know this sucks, but just think of how awful we'll feel tomorrow."

Take it easy on the stretching exercises!

'Come on in. The water's refined.'

"How long have you been a compulsive eater of onions?"

Swells discussing thier coats

"I don't mind wandering the hallways for all eternity but all this candy is making me sick."

'Talking or non talking.'

'I can endure the smell and the pretentious pose, but do you have to say ‘AHHHHHHH' after every puff?'

"I like our place in the country, but the only dogs I enjoy hanging out with there are also up from the city."

"I can't stand her 'Yogier than thou' attitude."

Last wine bar before suburbia

Carmen Militia

I don

'Drink?' - 'No thanks, I'm spending the evening with a bright and witty person, me.'