Stressful Job Transition Pillows

Yoga.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

Work Parfait

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Caged Businessman

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"Let's kick off this Human Resource action with a game of Musical Chairs."

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'Absent friends!'

'Sleep deprivation's the least of my worries; I can't get these amortisation bluebells to frangipane...'

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'Productivity is up. Lay off a couple of more employees.'

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'