Stress Officer Pillows

'You say he left the office hours ago?'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I feel your pain."

Late/Too Late.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Took On Too Much

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

"Dude. You seem tense."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Monday around 9PM.

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

'While you were out I replaced you.'

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

Impaled by Business Graph

'You need some stress.'

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

"Make it quick—I only have a minute."

Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."