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'You say he left the office hours ago?'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"I feel your pain."

Late/Too Late.

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Took On Too Much

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"I need to clone myself."

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Monday around 9PM.

"Dude. You seem tense."

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

'While you were out I replaced you.'

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

Impaled by Business Graph

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

'You need some stress.'

"Make it quick—I only have a minute."

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

'This doesn't look good.'