Stress Minimizer Pillows

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I feel your pain."

Late/Too Late.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"This could've been an email."

'The boss thinks you're burning-out, but instead of a vacation he's moving you under the smoke detector.'

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"We don't have a gym, but the boss keeps you on your toes."

'This doesn't look good.'

In the Fever Cubicle