Stress Meister Gifts

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

Late/Too Late.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Office Ergonomics.

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"Have a good weekend!"

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

Monday around 9PM.

'My doctor told me avoid any unnecessary stress, so I didn't visit him today.'

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Impaled by Business Graph

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

In the Fever Cubicle

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

'This doesn't look good.'

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Woman with litter bin on her head.

"...For most of us, work has become home, and home has become work!"

"I find it helps me concentrate."