Stress Management Consultant Gifts

"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"

'You need to go home, take a long relaxing bath surrounded by aromatic candles and do an hour of yoga; but that's out of the question. How about a five minute smoking break ?'

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

"I'm taking Harvey off Crisis Management."

'My work? It's been pretty stressful lately.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Welcome to Stress-Co., Incorporated!

Big Al's Sporting Goods...Stress management consultant on duty!

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

'I'm a mongoose. I fight and kill cobras, and you ask me why I'm stressed?'

Thanks to his example, the team kept calm in times of stress.

AcmeVending 'Getting you through the hectic day!': Coffee, Tea, Hot Chocolate, Antidepressant.

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Work Parfait

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

Be Healthy

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Surfing the daily stress

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.