Stress-less Advocate Pillows

'Well, I guess there's another burnt out employee, call H.R., Miss Higgins!'

Self help acupuncture

On holiday.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

Creative napping

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

'No sweat shop'

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

Death from Overwork.

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'An 'out' box AND and 'in' box? Hey' I don't need that kind of stress!'

'He's just come back from a 'stress management' course.'

"I don't want anyone thinking they can stop and smell the flowers."

Emergency yoga

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

The team leader conserved energy at odd moments.

Mmm � Massage. Facial. Body wrap. Stretching. Good work! I'm blissed out and ready for � aerobics.

"Can we just order pizza for Thanksgiving this year?"