Stress-free Advocate Pillows

'Herb, please leave these on the doorstep.'

'No sweat shop'

Hassle Free Zone: Let's keep it that way.

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"Honestly, ever since I withdrew from the world and submerged myself in videos of round animals, I've been feeling so much better!"

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

On holiday.

'Right, your anti-stress medication now that was mygloxin, but we can give you 'easicalm' or 'staylow' in red or green tablets, and then there's...'

'Goodbye, Arthur, goodbye headaches!'

"Can we just order pizza for Thanksgiving this year?"

Self help acupuncture

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

Creative napping

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

Death from Overwork.

'An 'out' box AND and 'in' box? Hey' I don't need that kind of stress!'

The team leader conserved energy at odd moments.

'He's just come back from a 'stress management' course.'