Stress-free Supervisor Pillows

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

On holiday.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'The boss says you can come in from the naughty step now.'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

"I'm your exit strategy."

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, if I make it through this day...'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'No sweat shop'

"A High-Pain Job? Yes, I believe we have that."

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

'I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress.'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

'Ahhhh. Did I just feel the tension in here break, or was it the elastic on my underwear?'

"Can we just order pizza for Thanksgiving this year?"

Workaholic Hotline - 'Come on now, you can do it. Just put down those annual reports and slowly back away...'

"You can quit now, or stick it out and wait for a severance package."

Office Safety - Slip/Trip Hazards.

'You're vaarking too aard,'