Stress-free Seekers Pillows

"I'm putting you on country music."

"Whenever they low, I get high."

County Health Clinic: "Urgent Care" and "Casual Care"

'Ahhh...'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

Work Parfait

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

Another day at work would be one too many...

Under pressure.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Cat in a flap

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"I love this time of day."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Time for vacation, time for work.

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"Uptight End"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."