Stress-free Seekers Pillows

"I'm putting you on country music."

"Whenever they low, I get high."

County Health Clinic: "Urgent Care" and "Casual Care"

'Ahhh...'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Work Parfait

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

Another day at work would be one too many...

Cat in a flap

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Under pressure.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"I love this time of day."

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"It feels good to unwind..."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"Uptight End"

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."