'I realize working in the Complaints Department can be tough. But it must be a thrill to work with the public on a daily basis.'
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"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."
"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."
"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."
'Ahhh...'
Work Parfait
"I'm feeling completely wiped out."
Another day at work would be one too many...
Some days at work can be more challenging than others.
Fight or Flight
'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'
"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"
"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."
Under pressure.
The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.
"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."
'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'
Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?
"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."
Time for vacation, time for work.
'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'
"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."
"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."
'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!
"I'm too busy to be stressed."
'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'
"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."
"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"
Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!
Danger Slow Sand.
"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"
"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"
"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."
"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."
'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'
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