Stress-free Champion Mugs

"It bothers me that you don't let anything bother you."

On holiday.

Leadership suits you

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

Life-Work Balance.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

'No sweat shop'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

'Worry kills more people than work.'

Coronavirus crisis

"Can we just order pizza for Thanksgiving this year?"

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'For this dish we're going to need two bottles of good quality red wine. And that's before we even start cooking.'

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

Step out-- speak up

'You were right...my self esteem just went up 60%.'

Celebrating National No Bra Day

"Since I never accepted any more challenges after my win against the hare, I remain undefeated..."

"Today a protest at the White House..."

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

"It's not so much spring cleaning as it is 'My mom is visiting for Mother's Day' cleaning."

'Oh yeah? Well, Dr. Rose predicts that my inevitable stress-induced massive coronary will strike in half the time as yours.'

"There's no charge—the grinding sound you hear when you're driving is coming from your wife's teeth."

'Haven't you ever wondered why I'll live 50 years longer than you?'

"Don't bring the cares of the barn out into the pasture."

'Well, I guess there's another burnt out employee, call H.R., Miss Higgins!'

Simple Pleasures of the Non-Commuter

"Honestly, ever since I withdrew from the world and submerged myself in videos of round animals, I've been feeling so much better!"