Stress-less Enthusiast Mugs

Requiem for a Workaholic

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

Man with jumper reading 'Caution - Contents under pressure'.

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

In the Fever Cubicle

'Worry kills more people than work.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"Hang on, he's coming now."

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

'Just between you and me, Roy, I don't know how much long I can keep doing this company lightening-rod thing.'

Rapunzel visits her stress therapist.

You need to transfer your fear of the falling stock market into a healthy activity. Try skydiving.

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

"I've always worked from home."

'A Mr Stebson and associate, Sir. To carry you out in a box.'

Time Clock.

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

'Y'know, I'm glad we kept it small.'

'Haven't you ever wondered why I'll live 50 years longer than you?'

'...I'm taking 9 months off between the end of the summer hols and the start of my gap year...'

'Nicholson is stressed out from teaching stress management classes!'

"Mrs Goldstein, send someone in to shove a stick up my arse."

'Sigh!'

Dentist.

Hippie Army Knife

Stock brokers with two boxes on desk - 'panic' and 'don't panic'.

"We're getting reports that doctors are getting burned out from trying to help their 
patients who can't afford their medications, so I've come up with a plan. We'll 
market a new drug to help with physician burnout!"

Book on 'How to Handle Market Stress' being thrown out of a window.

"Well, so much for Jamison's celebrated air of amused detachment."

'Get rid of your aggressions, punch me for 25cents.'