Stress Culture Commentators Mugs

"Stay frenetic"

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

"You calm down."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"Hell: The Airport"

"Most people would jump at an opportunity like this."

'You need some stress.'

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

Dead Man Presents Flat Line At Meeting

'I can show you in our panic room while you're waiting to see the boss.'

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"A high-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that."

"You'll find I work best under great pressure when the outcome doesn't really matter."

'I'm a mongoose. I fight and kill cobras, and you ask me why I'm stressed?'

'But this company was founded on getting totally over excited.'

"Working an 80 hour week never did me any harm!"

"Oh, the doctor told you not to work so hard, did he?... And does the doctor pay your salary?!"

"We look for people who can quickly adapt to changes in the workplace."

'Just relax, Greg, and get in touch with your inner chromatographer.'

'It's called 'stress' - It'll help with natural selection.'

'The pressure is too great. We want to be transferred out of panacea research.'

"This whole forest is getting unbearably gentrified."

psychiatrist - "...I'm just adding up your bill"

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

'He handles stress very well. It's these down times when he gets annoying.'