Job Stress Commentator Mugs

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Death Boss

'You said you wanted more responsibility, so I'm making you responsible for everything that goes wrong.'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Sinking sales

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

"I'm your exit strategy."

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

Sold It All.

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'You're having a mid-life crises...'

'Of course it's not your fault, Smedley, but someone has to accept the responsibility.'

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

'I don't known why these people are always complaining... we give them stimulating challenging work.'

'I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress.'

'Jones, I have asked this officer to arrest you on the grounds that you are a serial time killer.'

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

'Ahhhh. Did I just feel the tension in here break, or was it the elastic on my underwear?'

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'In an effort to cut back on unnecessary expenses, I have decided not to pay your salaries.'

"You can quit now, or stick it out and wait for a severance package."