Job Stress Commentator Pillows

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'Sleep deprivation's the least of my worries; I can't get these amortisation bluebells to frangipane...'

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Death Boss

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'You said you wanted more responsibility, so I'm making you responsible for everything that goes wrong.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Sinking sales

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

"I'm your exit strategy."

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

Sold It All.

'You're having a mid-life crises...'

'Of course it's not your fault, Smedley, but someone has to accept the responsibility.'

'If you don't mind me saying, you're looking a little tired.'

'Jones, I have asked this officer to arrest you on the grounds that you are a serial time killer.'

'I don't known why these people are always complaining... we give them stimulating challenging work.'

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

'I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress.'

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

'Ahhhh. Did I just feel the tension in here break, or was it the elastic on my underwear?'

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'In an effort to cut back on unnecessary expenses, I have decided not to pay your salaries.'