Stress-buster Chef Pillows

"She can't take any constructive criticism."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'Come and get it!'

Quartet of chefs.

Cook in the cookery section.

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

Christmas Canapes

'It's her signature dish.'

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

'For this dish we're going to need two bottles of good quality red wine. And that's before we even start cooking.'

Boiling Point

"Should you add more pepper?"

'Albert Figgis gets board backing.'

Struggling chef.

Cutting onions

"N-n-n-n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m."

'I'm not asking you to lie - I'm just asking you to go insane.'

'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'

'Sigh!'

"For goodness sake, Richard, it's supposed to relieve your stress...it doesn't matter if you colour outside the lines!"

"We're getting reports that doctors are getting burned out from trying to help their 
patients who can't afford their medications, so I've come up with a plan. We'll 
market a new drug to help with physician burnout!"

"Mr. Clark isn't here today. He called in sick of the whole thing."

Some especially annoying types of packaging.

"Management wants a word with you."

'My name is Jones, and I'm under constant pressure from prople trying to keep up.'

"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"

'I'm cutting out the middleman.'

Dark cloud over an office.

"Good martini. My job's pressure cooker and this is my quick release valve."