Man reading in a dark park using a streetlight as a book light
Streetlight Scholar Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their night-time nook with our streetlight scholar pillows. Comfortable and clever, they’re perfect for anyone who finds inspiration beneath the city’s glow.
"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."
'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'
"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"
"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."
Free Little Library
"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."
Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.
KNITEO ERGO SUM!
"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"
Graduate
People crossing the street while texting use white canes.
'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'
Sidewalk the game
Man saying 'Bless you!' to a Big Issue vendor.
When Euclid and Galileo get together they talk about parallel universes.
Oculist.
Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only
"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"
Doppler scores with his blue suit.
"Here comes a couple! Game face, girl! Game face!!"
'Do you have a shampoo for damaged hair?'
'Due to a series of gravitational lenses, all the stars we observe over there...are realy over there.'
The Princess and the Particle
'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'
'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'
Come to Brooklyn
'Trust me, if you see a man with a blurred out face. . . run!'
"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""
The End Of The Block Is Near
'I'd have to inspect it first.'
Blind folded - Please Help.
Hoodies playing chess
"Someone's nicked the Neighbourhood Watch sign."
"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"
Streetlight Scholar Pillows Collection
Streetlight Scholar Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the streetlight scholar—perfect for late-night thinkers and urban explorers alike.
Streetlight Scholar Prints
Decorate your walls with prints inspired by the streetlight scholar—bringing a touch of urban night-time magic into your home or office.
Streetlight Scholar T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that capture the urban curiosity of the streetlight scholar—wear your love for city nights and creative learning.