Street Preaching Pillows

"Sure, and sooner or later he'll say, 'Let's just be friends,' right?"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Touring Cyclist

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

Saxophone Player.

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

Free speech isn't cheap!

How's my sermon. . .

Street Organ - Monkey

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"

'No sniffing.'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"I'll have dessert first."

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

True Mime

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

'Man, I'm bombing,'

"He's always been an optimist."

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

"What did he say?"