Street Preaching Pillows

"Sure, and sooner or later he'll say, 'Let's just be friends,' right?"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

Touring Cyclist

Saxophone Player.

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

Free speech isn't cheap!

How's my sermon. . .

Street Organ - Monkey

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"

'No sniffing.'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

"I'll have dessert first."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

Spiritual Lives Matter

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

True Mime

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Speaking words of wisdom, letter B

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

'Man, I'm bombing,'

"He's always been an optimist."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'