Street Photographer T-Shirts

Lamp post.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Bodega Umbrella

Whatever

"Square any change?"

Walk, Whatever, Don't Walk Sign

Restaurant for homeless men

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cariactures

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Superheroes take a selfie

Pigeon Little

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Candid Camera store.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

All the apps hidden within a phone

Fall on a desert island

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Sistine Selfie