Street Philanthropy Advocate Pillows

Homeless man is tickled from under a grate.

Touring Cyclist

Saxophone Player.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Floss Street Vendor

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"What are we doing wrong?"

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'Profit or non-profit?'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Professional Fund Riasers

"I gave on the E train."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

Charity mugger

Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.

Benefactor of children

"Bono is nice, and Bono cares, but I really dig Barry Manilow."

Beggars on the street.

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

Bank

'I try to help when I can.'

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'