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Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Mou...Man trap!

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"Play on."

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

'Your honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'not guilty, but not exactly innocent either'!'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

'Must you be so judgemental?'

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

"He's always been an optimist."

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'