Street Justice Admirer Pillows

Slow Night

"Extreme miming"

Hay Rides $10

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Mou...Man trap!

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"Play on."

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

'Must you be so judgemental?'

'It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

Law 'N' Order

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

"He's always been an optimist."

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".