Street Gourmet Pillows

'Oh sure, my shoe goes missing and all of a sudden Grayson makes the transcendent stew... I demand justice!'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Stuffing the turkey.

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Boy baking a cake.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'Today the Yuan rose against the pork belly, the chicken beak, the eel, the wanton, and the egg noodle.'

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

'I hear they're really good.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

How was your hotdog?

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'