Green Gourmet Pillows

I'm a vegan triathlete

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'I don't eat red meat, remember?'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'You wish, Timmy.'

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'

Cull people who think, because it's organic, they can sell produce that's past its best.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"How long...well, it started about a year after I became a vegetarian."

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"Happy World Vegetarian Day."

The Shoulder of Quorn

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"The bologna is locally sourced from the convenience store down the street."

I love Sprouts

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

I'm slowly becominging a vegan. I eat nothing you'd find in a petting zoo.

"You think you have it bad. My mom decided we should go vegetarian!"

Veggies

Vegetarian Restaurant - Pick Your Own Cabbage.

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

Bounty Burger

Food Waste

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

I've got it narrowed down to two colleges. They are both good but they have different strengths. Which would you pick

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

"Thank you for this broccoli which you have provided, Lord, and no hard feelings."

Stuffing the turkey.