Street Crime Pillows

Slammer on the Spot

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

The Elliot Ness monster.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Better luck next time, kid."

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Violent Crime Statistics

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

The evidence destroyed

Mobsters at the Beach

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'