Street Cred Seeker Mugs

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

' I'm going out to pick up street cred- you want anything...? '

"Jimmy's been telling everyone he broke his arm in a skateboarding accident. . .but I say him trip on the stairs coming out of church Sunday!"

Before and After Tattoos.

"He likes to make out he's so hard - he even wears a fake electronic tag."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Utility Chic.

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Sports car style baby buggy.

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

"The worst thing about selling 51 percent of my company is that I can't walk around like I own the place."