Street Brawl Observer Pillows

Fighting on the streets

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Run, Mike, Run!

You trip on it, you buy it.

Down on Bourbon Street...

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Spiritual Lives Matter

You Know You're Old When...

Will Kill For Food

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

'I can lick any man in the house!'

Cool bulls.

Pedestrian parking only.

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Trickle down...

"Have you been telling everyone I'm an idiot?"

Bar bouncer resumes.

"... But he was just about to hand it to me before he keeled over!"

With the victim of the bar fight badly in need of blood, a quick-thinking doctor ran an IV line from the plasma screen TV.

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'Ahhh! You can just feel your pores opening up!'

'You better not start anything...'

"Times are tough."

I (upside down heart) NY.

'If you were a woman I'd punch you on the nose.'

Duck in sandals.

'I do my bit to keep crime off the streets...I stay in one night a week.'

Box reads: 'DIRECT ACTION MAN'.

"What this one? That's me en-suite..."