Street Basketball Gifts

Xing.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Guitarist

"Extreme miming"

"That'll be five bucks."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Saxophone Player.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Caricatures $20"

"Better luck next time, kid."

The Drummer

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Street Organ - Monkey

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

"Play on."

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'No sniffing.'

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Pavement Artist

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"The times – They have a changed."

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

Musicians

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.