Street Art Follower Gifts

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

Cariactures

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"That'll be five bucks."

Wok. Don't Wok.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I have no thumbs."

"Draw your own path."

Hay Rides $10

Hoodie Hang-out

Push for Disco...

Music downloads

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Romantic Graffiti

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"Caricatures $20"

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Can't even hold signs well.

The Milky Way (Detail)

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

COVID Vaccine

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Mobile Operations Stand.

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"Play on."

Graffiti Forever!

Stop Ironic Graffiti

Me and my money are soon parted

Pavement Artist

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard