Streaming Service Critic Mugs

"How can anyone say white collar prisons are cushy? Look, we don't even get Hulu."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

"I'm afraid that due to a recent reorientation of forward facing customer resource functionality you're going to have to make the complaint to yourself... in triplicate."

"Don't make me send over the bad waitress."

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"Never mind - we waited so long that we ordered pizza from the place across the street!"

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"It's a new bank policy, sir - Transactions under $500 just aren't worth our while."

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

'Ladies and Gentlemen we regret to announce there will be a slight delay to your flight.'

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

"We're shorthanded - open your own!"

"Sometimes, you will be asked to go days without Netflix."

"I just don't see a future for us Jane, our Netflix wish lists are just too different."

Earth wearing Mickey Mouse hat

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

'We guarantee you won't get your money back.'

"Please stay on the line. All of our customer-service representatives are kidding around and throwing paper airplanes at each other."

'I think he's recognized us: I told you we should have left a tip last time...'

'It's been cut all right. Question anyone in the family who likes to read.'

Budget Air - Click here if you agree to be being treated like dirt

'I don't know but I think I liked last season's TV violence better than this season's.'

Music charts development.

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