Streaming Service Analyst Mugs

"Upgrade to 'counting-sheep-premium' and go add-free!"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

'I'm a difference maker... not that it makes any difference...'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"His majesty wants to binge-watch some comedy. Can you whip up 10 hours of new material?"

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

'Now I can watch what I want, there's nothing I want to watch.'

"It's going to be my first protest song, as soon as I can figure out some words that rhyme with 'Napster,' 'Bertelsmann,' and 'service charge.'"

Earth wearing Mickey Mouse hat

"How many times are you going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

Happy STRANGER THINGS Day! (11/06)

"I just don't see a future for us Jane, our Netflix wish lists are just too different."

"I didn't know you COULD finish Netflix."

'Did you see iPlayer last night?'

Music charts development.

Desk bins: 'Too much information,' 'Not enough,' 'Just right.'

"Just a heads-up...binge watching Netflix together is not considered quality time."

Garbage in, garbage out.

The Judgmental Algorithm

"Special delivery from the Amazon!"

"He's still planning what to watch on TV tonight."

"No one buys albums anymore so we've decided to release a concept single."

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