Streaming Sage Mugs

"I'm talking about the original YouTube video. Not the remake."

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Music producers.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

The chairman's boat springs a leak: 'Just keep bailing and never mind the wisecracks.'

Ever notice if you speed-read these cave drawings you invent animation?

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

"She died doing what she loved."

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

Worshiping the TV.

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

This one needs re-booting!

If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . .

Heavenwood

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."

"It needs more old salt."

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

Liv Ullmann

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

Jesus Saves

"If you don't want to know the score..."