Stream Of Consciousness Fan T-Shirts

Steam of consciousness.

'The circle is complete!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Maths is fun!'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

The Da Vinci Cod

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Homo Zapiens

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

Starvation Watching

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Space Pioneer

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Easter bunny Island.

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

The real reason for the pyramids.

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

Evolution

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

The Beginning of Nostalgia

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!