Straw Sipping Enthusiast Prints

Pig with straws

"This place has the best happy hour."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Garden.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Teapot

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

1930's Lady.

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'The King of what?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'You've had enough!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"I'd say business was brisk."

Whiskey wars

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Rabbit Punch

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

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