Sip And Savor Aficionado Prints

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Building a gingerbread house

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Roller Coasters

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'