Strategist's Muse Gifts

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"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Success

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

So what happens when you told Armstrong you wouldn't recite that Sinclair Broadcasting script? Oh, nothing. Sinclair sued me for everything I own, that's all. But the joke's on them: I've set up different LLC's for every aspect of my life. So all they could get were the assets of the LLC that they paid. This opens up a whole world of possibilities. I knew forming Rudy-has-next-to-nada LLC was a good idea. I am going to miss my ten cents and my broken wiffle ball, though.

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

World Domination

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

War and War

WWE Chess

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

Trojan Horse Threat.

Games on a train.

"And then one day, I had this revelation: Why not go public with my non-profit business and start making some big bucks?"

" - This might work, but management will never approve it . . ."

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

"This conversation is between you and me, and possibly Doug Ford from Grifftech Industries, with whom we share an air vent."

A pirate fishes using his hook.

"I had a brainstorm at the Existential Marketing Seminar. What if we did nothing?"

"Whenever we talk to staff the work/life issue keeps cropping up!"

You pitched great, kid, but I'm bringing in the southpaw.

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'

Christos was excited about the cunning plan...but he wasn't that happy with his allocated seat.

"Well, it's logical: we're not really strong like wolves or hounds, so we need to use our brains..."

'... Fantasy sports leagues consumed my life: football, hoops, baseball...'

"The Doctor here is an expert at hot-wiring the consumer brain."

"The "Antelope Chess Club" is advertising the date, time and place of its general assembly! Methinks we'll pay them a visit..."