Strategist Gone Rogue Gifts

Famous Last Words: 'Ready!...Fire!...Aim!...

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

Book on Thumb Twiddling

Businessman at the deep end.

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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Success

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

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